Make fun of his hat

Make fun of his truck

Make fun of his dog

Try to take away his guns

Drive faster than she does

Brag on how much you earn

Complain about tobacco farmers

Ask him why he talks so funny

Try to hurry her up

Ask to borrow his tools

Complain about her cooking

Let your dog loose in the neighborhood

Explain how your local politicians are doing a great job

Unplug his satellite dish

Plant kudzu in his garden