Crazy as
a road Lizard
"Drunker
than old Kooter Brown"
"Neck of
the Woods"
Looks like
he got hit with an ugly stick.
"We were
so poor we didn't have a pot to pee in or a window to through it out of"
"He's tighter
than a Texas
hatband
If wishes
were horses, then beggers would ride
When hell
freezes over, me and the Lord is goin' ICE SKATING
Idle hands
are the devils work shop
crazier than
a hoot owl
meaner than
a snake
he (she)
will be late for his (her) own funeral
colder than
a well digger's ass
hotter than
hades
cuter than
a bug on a rug
a stich in
time saves nine
don't cry
over spilt milk
raining cats
and dogs
higher than
a kite
a penny saved
is a penny eraned
don't count
your chickens before they are hatched;
"I'm poor
as a church mouse"
"You ol'
coot"
"She's talkin'
up a blue streak"
"Good night,
sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
I just wanted
to shake them till their teeth rattled"
"Where there's
a will, there is a way"!
"I am going
to kill him and tell God he dropped die".
"only the
good die young".
"their hell
on wheels"
"Oh LORRRRDY
my dogs is-a barkin!"
"I'll slap
you naked and sell your clothes"
I’ll
knock you into next week
"snatch you
bawl headed"
"pecker head",
"Can't make
a silk purse from a sows' ear."
"madder than
a wet hen".
"Colder than
a well-digger's ass
Colder than
a witches T*Tie
"Don't let
the door hit you in the behind when you leave."
If you lie
with dogs, you're bound to get fleas
Don't ride
a good horse to death
Let your
vittles stop your mouth
What is good
for the goose is good for the gander
the straw
that broke the camel's back
Church isn't
over until the singing is done
Two wrongs
don't make a right.
Every old
black crow thinks her baby is white as snow
It will all
come out in the wash
Cleanliness
is next to Godliness
Pride cometh
before a fall
A rolling
stone gathers no moss
A liar is
worse than a thief.
You can lock
the door on a thief but not a liar
Too late
to lock the barn door after the horse is stolen
A bird in
the hand is worth two in the bush
What can't
be cured, must be endured
There is
many a slip between the cup and the lip
The pot can't
call the kettle black
If you burn
your seat, you have to sit on the blister
Just as well
eat the devil as drink his broth
Strain at
a gnat and swallow a camel.
Always darkest
before the dawn.
If you want
to be treated like a lady, you have to act like one
The bawling
cow soon forgets the calf.
Don't jump
out of the frying pan into the fire
You can't
go far but what your tail will follow you.
Don't rob
Peter to pay Paul
Don't cut
off your nose to spite your face
A whistling
girl and a crowing hen will always come to a bad end
Let the tail
go with the hide
Always have
on clean underwear. You never know when you might have an accident and have to go to the hospital....
He's as poor
as Job's turkey
She talk's
ever which way."
"This thang
is plum whompered-jawed."
"I'm between
the devil and the deep blue sea."
"Give him
time and he'll come to his milk."
"I'll slap
you to the back side o' no where."
"Madder than an
old wet hen."
"Ah,
the Dickens and Tom Walker."
"He
walks like his got ants in his britches."
"There never was
a hoss that couldn't be rode." How
"He's
like a dog with a bone."
"Busy
as a one-eyed man at a burlesque show."
she looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet!!
"Lord
willing and the creek don't rise
"Cain't never
could do nuthin"
Useless as
**** on a boar hog"
"Blind in
one ear and can't see out of the other one
"gonna whup
you like a step child"
"slicker'n
snot"
"If you don't
straighten up I'm gonna rip of your arm and beat you with the bloody stump."
My two cents
worth
If you don't
stop that, "I'm gonna to kick the tar outa ya." >
"We've about
beat this horse to death"
"The kids
are out of pocket"
"livin' above
yur raisin'
"If wishes were
horses we'd ALL take a ride."
